
Chickens Can Smell Fear (And Ranch Dressing)
Scientists aren’t talking about it, but chickens can smell fear and ranch dressing from remarkable distances. Coincidence? We think not. Researchers have never officially confirmed
MAR 15 - The Coop, Austin TX
MAR 22 - Henhouse Arena, Nashville TN
APR 5 - The Roost, Chicago IL
APR 12 - Feather Factory, Brooklyn NY
APR 20 - Pecking Order, Los Angeles CA
MAY 3 - Egg Pit, Seattle WA
MAY 10 - The Barnyard, Portland OR
MAY 24 - Cluck Club, Denver CO
JUN 7 - Drumstick Dive, Miami FL
JUN 15 - Chaos Coop Festival, Detroit MI
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Born in a garage that smelled like feathers and feedback, Just A Chicken crawled out of the underground scene with nothing but distorted guitars, broken drumsticks, and an attitude problem.
We’re not your mom’s favorite band. We’re the reason she hides her good china when you turn up the stereo. Five misfits who believe that punk rock isn’t dead — it just grew a mohawk and learned to crow.
“If you ain’t cluckin’, you ain’t rockin’.”
Snapshots from the madness. No chickens were harmed. Probably.







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