JUST A CHICKEN

Chaos Punk Tour 2026 - Tickets On Sale!  If you ain't cluckin', you ain't rockin'. No chickens were harmed. Probably. New Album: "Feathers & Feedback" Out Now! Feathers. Feedback. Fury.

MAR 15 - The Coop, Austin TX

MAR 22 - Henhouse Arena, Nashville TN

APR 5 - The Roost, Chicago IL

APR 12 - Feather Factory, Brooklyn NY

APR 20 - Pecking Order, Los Angeles CA

MAY 3 - Egg Pit, Seattle WA

MAY 10 - The Barnyard, Portland OR

MAY 24 - Cluck Club, Denver CO

JUN 7 - Drumstick Dive, Miami FL

JUN 15 - Chaos Coop Festival, Detroit MI

UPCOMING TOUR DATES

WHO THE CLUCK ARE WE?

Born in a garage that smelled like feathers and feedback, Just A Chicken crawled out of the underground scene with nothing but distorted guitars, broken drumsticks, and an attitude problem.

We’re not your mom’s favorite band. We’re the reason she hides her good china when you turn up the stereo. Five misfits who believe that punk rock isn’t dead — it just grew a mohawk and learned to crow.

“If you ain’t cluckin’, you ain’t rockin’.”

THE CHAOS PIT

Snapshots from the madness. No chickens were harmed. Probably.

FROM THE HENHOUSE

Latest dispatches from the chaos.

Chickens Can Smell Fear (And Ranch Dressing)

Scientists aren’t talking about it, but chickens can smell fear and ranch dressing from remarkable distances. Coincidence? We think not. Researchers have never officially confirmed

CHAOS PUNK TOUR 2026:WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW

We’re hitting the road again, and this time we’re bringing more feathers than ever. The Chaos Punk Tour 2026 kicks off March 15 in Austin, TX at

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