MEET THE FLOCKERS

Four misfits. One purpose. Maximum chaos.

The Band

"Everyone wants punk to explain the world. We just want it to yell at it."

- Rex "Featherstorm" Malone
Loud is good
Fast is better
Confusion is acceptable
Overthinking ruins everything

THE ORIGIN STORY

2009

The Warehouse

Formed in a deteriorating industrial district behind a fried-chicken takeout shop. The building next door had terrible insulation, unreliable electricity, and rent cheap enough that no one asked questions.

2010

First Shows

Storage units, warehouse basements, parking lot generator shows, DIY punk spaces. Most songs lasted under two minutes. Shows ended with feathers thrown into the crowd.

2024

Feathers & Feedback

Debut album recorded in two days using equipment borrowed from three other bands. The cult following "The Coop" begins to form.

2025

Going International

A badly filmed Berlin live clip goes viral. Promoters from Berlin, London, Tokyo, Seoul, and beyond start reaching out. The absurdity goes global.

2026

Chaos Punk Tour

Ten cities. Unlimited feathers. Zero guarantees. The legend continues.