The Warehouse
Formed in a deteriorating industrial district behind a fried-chicken takeout shop. The building next door had terrible insulation, unreliable electricity, and rent cheap enough that no one asked questions.
Four misfits. One purpose. Maximum chaos
the flock – 2026
“Everyone wants punk to explain the world. We just want it to yell at it.”
Rex “Featherstorm” Malone
Lead Guitar / Backing Vocals
CASE FILE #001 CLASSIFIED
The Classica Rebel
“What the Pluck”
BACKSTORY
Jeannine grew up in a strict classical music household. She trained for years in violin and classical guitar, performing Bach and Paganini competitions. Technically brilliant—but suffocated.
Her transformation happened during university when she accidentally wandered into a basement punk show. The music was raw, sloppy, and emotionally explosive. She realized something:
Classical music taught her precision. Punk gave her permission.
She still has the discipline of a conservatory musician, but she channels it into wild, technically brilliant punk solos.
CORE THEME
Artistic Rebellion
PERSONALITY
Brilliant but mischievousLoves musical chaosSecretly still practices classical scales every morning
SOLD PROJECT
A strange hybrid: classical-punk instrumentals. Imagine Bach-style counterpoint played through distorted amplifiers.
Why the name? “What the Pluck” plays on both guitar technique (pluck) and irreverent punk humor.
Lead Guitar / Backing Vocals
CASE FILE #002 CLASSIFIED
Max “The Rooster”
“”The Rooster””
BACKSTORY
Long before he was producing chaotic punk bands, Max “Mad Rooster” Sigma had a short and controversial career in music.
It began in first grade.
Sigma was assigned the triangle in elementary school band — the simplest instrument available to a child who clearly showed no musical promise. Unfortunately, even this proved too dangerous. After several unsanctioned “experimental solos” and one incident involving excessive enthusiasm and a dented music stand, Sigma was officially removed from triangle class.
Most people would have taken the hint and walked away from music forever.
Max did the opposite.
Years later he resurfaced as the mastermind behind Max Sigma Music, a mysterious production outfit dedicated to amplifying noise, chaos, and bands that probably shouldn’t exist.
His proudest discovery: the unruly punk outfit Just a Chicken.
Sigma doesn’t sing.
He doesn’t play an instrument.
But he is widely credited with:
Around the band he’s known simply as:
The Mad Rooster.
The guy who stirs the feathers.
CORE THEME
Intense
PERSONALITY
SOLD PROJECT
Lead Vocalist / Rhythm Guitar
CASE FILE #003 CLASSIFIED
The Dentist Punk
“Rex Riot”
BACKSTORY
By day he is a respectable dentist with a small practice. He spends his days staring into people’s mouths, fixing cavities and decay. Over time he develops a dark metaphor:
“The world has cavities too.”
He becomes obsessed with the parallels between physical decay and social decay. His punk lyrics reflect that: corruption, apathy, moral rot.
Patients know him as calm and professional. Fans know him as Rex Riot.
CORE THEME
Social Anger
PERSONALITY
Furious and sarcastic on stageCalm and professional by dayObsessed with decay as metaphor
SOLD PROJECT
A strange hybrid: classical-punk instrumentals. Imagine Bach-style counterpoint played through distorted amplifiers.
Why the name? “What the Pluck” plays on both guitar technique (pluck) and irreverent punk humor.
Base / Secondary Vocals
CASE FILE #004 CLASSIFIED
The Mourning Twin
“The Mourning Twin”
BACKSTORY
Adrian had a twin—his closest friend and creative partner. The two wrote music together growing up.
The twin died unexpectedly in their early twenties.
Adrian never processed the grief properly. Instead, he poured it into music. His bass playing is melodic and brooding, often carrying emotional depth beneath the chaos of the band.
Fans often sense something different about him on stage—less theatrical, more real.
His lyrics sometimes feel almost poetic compared to the band’s usual sarcasm.
CORE THEME
Grief and Reflection
PERSONALITY
Quiet intensityEmotionally heavyPoetic and philosophical
SOLD PROJECT
Progressive art-rock inspired by long emotional ballads, philosophical lyrics, and atmospheric arrangements. Resembles the reflective spirit of Peter Gabriel or the narrative style from Genesis.
Why the name? Named for the twin he lost, the grief he carries, and the emotional weight in every note.
Lead Female Vocals
CASE FILE #005 CLASSIFIED
The Unexpected Pop Star
“The Unexpected Pop Star”
BACKSTORY
Scarlett works as a lingerie and swimwear model. On the surface she looks like someone who belongs in glossy fashion campaigns.
Music, however, is her secret passion.
She grew up singing country and pop songs. Her musical instincts are melodic and emotional, not aggressive.
When she joins the punk band it shocks everyone. Her clean voice becomes a powerful contrast to the band’s gritty sound.
People constantly underestimate her because of her modeling career. She proves them wrong every time she sings.
CORE THEME
Beauty and Emotional Connection
PERSONALITY
Surprisingly fierceEmotionally melodicDefies expectations
SOLD PROJECT
A completely different direction: pop, country-pop, emotional storytelling. Could reach mainstream audiences like Taylor Swift crossing genres.
Why the name? Nobody expects the model to front a rebellious punk band. That’s exactly why it works.
The Warehouse
Formed in a deteriorating industrial district behind a fried-chicken takeout shop. The building next door had terrible insulation, unreliable electricity, and rent cheap enough that no one asked questions.
First Shows
Storage units, warehouse basements, parking lot generator shows, DIY punk spaces. Most songs lasted under two minutes. Shows ended with feathers thrown into the crowd.
Feathers & Feedback
Debut album recorded in two days using equipment borrowed from three other bands. The cult following "The Coop" begins to form.
Going International
A badly filmed Berlin live clip goes viral. Promoters from Berlin, London, Tokyo, Seoul, and beyond start reaching out. The absurdity goes global.